Gary Faulkner is an ex-con, unemployed handyman, and modern-day Don Quixote who receives a imaginative and prescient from God telling him to seize Osama Bin Laden. Armed with solely a single sword bought from a home-shopping community, Gary travels to Pakistan to finish his mission. Whereas on his quest, Gary encounters previous buddies again dwelling in Colorado, the brand new buddies he makes in Pakistan, the enemies he makes on the CIA - and even God and Osama themselves.
