Ralph is a sexually pissed off vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He is condemned for eternity to look at his one real love, Mona be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. However now? Now it is 1990, and Ralph is set to interrupt Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of enterprise is profitable her affections-- He does that by beginning Rockula: a rock band that is positive to stake a declare on her coronary heart.
