Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's on the lookout for the person of her nightmares -- till she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall inexperienced experiment with a coronary heart of gold. It is love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over toes for one another in a Transylvanian romance. Sadly, it isn't all easy crusing within the cemetery as Lily's father has different plans for his beloved daughter's future, and so they do not contain her new bumbling beau.