You at present know what you’re in for when you have come to “Abigail” to get pleasure from a physique rely caper showcasing plummy character actor performances from That Fellas like Kevin Durand and Dan Stevens. Most of their co-stars proceed to maintain up in considerably much less lovely roles, like Melissa Barrera’s thinly drawn anti-heroine group chief. There's additionally loads of viscous-hunting blood splatter and a few modestly excellent-wanting vampire make-up—the fangs, in distinct. Some motion scenes are well-choreographed, however ceaselessly above-edited and shot simply ahead of no matter’s transferring on-display. The comfort of this 90-moment fashion exercise is unfailingly normal, regardless that which can be a big side of its ostensible attraction.
I can’t undoubtedly get or stay mad at “Abigail” for mainly providing what its advertising and promoting guarantees. Completely certain, the film’s creators, led by co-helmers Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (higher acknowledged as “Radio Silence,” directors of “Prepared or Not” and the 2022 “Scream” reboot), may have despatched much more, even nevertheless disenchanted viewers simply cannot precisely declare false promoting. The arrange is strictly by the numbers and the figures are all stock varieties.
A workforce of bickering misfits kidnaps the title character (Weir). They persist with her residence with a comically outsized gizmo caught to the underside of her chauffeur’s auto. Then they carry the 12-12 months-aged-searching woman to a secluded mansion, the place by they're reminded of their mission’s stakes. Shady however effectively-dressed ring-leader Lambert (Giancarlo Esposito) offers us and them the rundown: no real names, no cell telephones, virtually nothing private—it’s 24 a number of hours of newborn-sitting down a pre-teenager who genuinely likes to plié and phase-toe her manner on account of “Swan Lake” rehearsals. Simple is as easy does.
We research extraordinarily minor about anybody, thanks in no little component to a scene precisely the place Lambert nicknames the characters proper after customers of the Rat Pack. Durand’s character, a jolly-but-dim muscle-bro named Peter, makes an attempt to return throughout the sense in changing into nicknamed proper after rats. In a while, he will get that it's a disposable pop life-style reference and promptly strikes on.
Peter’s essentially the most sympathetic character in “Abigail,” partly since he’s ceaselessly straining versus the boundaries of what his character can know and do. He’s joined by a merely name sheet of tropes, like Abigail’s minder, the empathetic and observant Joey (Melissa Barrera) their annoying and squandered driver Dean (the late “Euphoria” star Angus Cloud) and the robust-silent ex-soldier Rickles (William Catlett). Inevitably, the workforce has to concern not solely about Abigail, however a few predictable liabilities, like their bratty and really simply bored electronics hacker Sammy (Kathryn Newton) and their foul-mouthed, inexplicably accented ex-cop backup chief Frank (Stevens).
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Roger Ebert-2024-04-08 02:08:37